Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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