I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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