I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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