why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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