The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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