if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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