Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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