You don't have asthma, your pregnant
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
