you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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