I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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