You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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