I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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