didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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