So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
my vag is so smooth its legendary
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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