So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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