i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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