Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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