Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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