So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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