We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
sarcasm needs its own font
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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