I CAN MOONWALK!
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Randomize
