Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
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