This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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