Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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