Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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