belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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