two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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