He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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