Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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