nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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