So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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