question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
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