I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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