im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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