Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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