We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
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