We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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