Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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