it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
i believe in u and ur pee
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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