Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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