Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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