Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
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