Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Randomize
