tell your sister to shave her snatch
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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