I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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