i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Randomize
