and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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