Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
