We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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