I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Randomize