i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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