i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
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