Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
You are the jesus of drinking
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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