Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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