Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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