Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Porn is love you can see.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Four minutes until I can fart!
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Randomize
