she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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