There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
time to smoke my breakfast
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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